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Bargnani - in an odd way, when I think of Bargnani, I think of that kid in phys ed that, when teams were being chosen, was picked third or fourth on physical appearance alone. You’ve seen him walking around the school, all awkward and friendless, but you think he has some size, so maybe he [...]

Bargnani - 15 minutes of play from your #1 pick in a do or die game in the playoffs. What does THAT tell ya? He played with about as much urgency as a male teenager has going home for dinner when he is on a topless beach full of strippers.I still look back at the [...]

Bargnani - no real complaints about his offensive game. Nice looks, ball just didn’t drop. His defence, though, left a lot to be desired. After a great game 3, Andrea made like a penis in a freezer: curled up in a corner.
Baston - Well, at least it wasn’t Primoz.
Bosh - don’t see or hear much [...]

Bargnani - after taking flack all year long on his D, who would think that a major part of Dwight Howard not having a great game would be Bargs? Not great on the offensive end, except as being used as a pawn to make the Magic need to think about covering him. No complaints from [...]

Bargnani - quick 3 fouls in the game with his third being called before the 8 minute mark of the first quarter. Had a good second half where he hustled and buried a few. Gathered in only one rebound, though, and that is still a tough stat for a seven footer to swallow.
Bosh - for [...]

Okay, I decided to dust off Scotts Shots from the old newsgroup days, just for the hell of it and a tip of the cap to you old school folks….RaptorsTalk does it better, but what the hell. I was doing it when Hulk Hogan was still wrestling, not a TV show star.
- Andrea instead of [...]

Bargnani - if I told you a guy was 3 of 17 from the floor, defended like a wet paper towel in a waterfall, and talked on the floor like a man with no tongue, could you guess who it was? What? You guessed last years #1 overall pick?!?  Wow! You win!!!!
Bosh - this has [...]

Bargnani - a couple of good drives to the hoop off the dribble does not cover up some horrible defence. Especially when you miss on half of them.
Bosh - what happened to “tired” Bosh? I think his recent outbursts continue to show he has some stuff on his mind that was taking him out of [...]

Bargnani - do me a favour: go get a slice of swiss cheese. Now hold it up in front of you. See all those holes? Welcome to Andrea’s game. 0 points and only 4 shots in 16 minutes. Booooooo.
Bosh - tired my ass. I don’t see him gasping for air. Didn’t see it tonight, didn’t [...]

Bargnani - I agreed with Leo when he said for the Raptors to have any hope in the playoffs, Bargs would have to play like he did in this game. While pretty much playing his typical pylon defence, he brought the funk on the offensive end. It was almost like watching a guy who was [...]