The AltRaps Blog

Greetings folks.

My name is Raj S. and I would like to introduce myself (as I am the newest blogger to Altraps.com). First, a bit about moi. I am a 33 year old East Indian male. I am married, no kids, and I love watching that show “How its made” on Discovery. I have been watching basketball all my life but I should point out its not my favorite sport. NFL Football is. My poster name is “Scarfacia” cause i wanted to identify with the suburb i moved into and now call home. Woodbridge baby!

A bit about my future blogs. Are you looking for great in depth analysis of basketball? expert opinions? and good grammar? If so - check out Puffer’s posts or stuff by Spudz and Scott. They are here to write the intelligent shit (and they all do it very well I might add). I am just here cause people need to read what my ass has to say!! I am an attention freak!! Git it?

Some of the stuff I plan to write about this year include:

1) Chuck Swirsky. Not only does he suck as a play by play guy - he is also trying to rid the world of Muslim and Jew Raptor Fans! the bastard!

2) Why is it that I cannot use the “N” word while watching basketball games ….. but I can use it repeatedly while singing Akon tunes in the shower?

3) Can I take Jawz’s place and get Mayor Tommy to fight me in a parking lot in London Ontario? (this one goes way back - i’m proving I have been a long time lurker on alt.tor.raps)

4) A friend has bet me that I can’t jerk off (start to finish) within the time span of the 24 second shot clock during a game. I think I can jerk it in less then 24 seconds. But having to watch a bunch of basketball players will make it harde—um, difficult.

Can someone clever give me a title for my blogs?

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