The AltRaps Blog

Dear Homey,

I am mere hours away from being free agent. I think Lakers are looking at me to come be big man behind that guy who always gets hurt. I pray tonight that they call agent. L.A. would be bomb diggity. I would hang with all my peeps. Ice-T, Kool Moe Dee, Whodini. It would be poppin’ fresh.

When I hear of trade TJ to Pacers, I was full of desire to be including. I have fond memories of time in Indy. I still feel I was looked over and could have helped more.  I keep up pace for 1 foul every 7 minutes in first year. Is good. Always thought that as long as I come back to bench with no all zeroes, I accomplish something.

Oh, I picked up new G-Unit CD today. It’s tight. Reminds me of my childhood in Slovenia. Not so much the money, but women with guns always makes me remember good times while in crib while looking up at mommy.

Need new wheels. Was looking at the car that Ironman drives, but not flashy enough. I need car that reflects my game both on court and off. Something that says big….something that says style….something that I can stretch legs out in. Maybe stretch-Hummer? Make arrival in style and also good to have around when I visit home. Keep fans away.

Spoke with Rasho today. He was good with me in Toronto. He got me into club called Brass Rail. Beautiful Canadian women and Canadian beer. I enjoy much. Even allowed me to wear headband. Was white, so glow. Made women look at me and want to take me to another room. Felt like I was in a T-Pain video. Epiphany.

I shall go train now. If I go to Lakers, must have my skyhook ready in order to pay tribute to the great Kurt Rambis. He wore headband too.

Peace out.